Dear Santa,

Dear Santa,

It has come to my attention that you have what I want. Now I'm not gonna lie, you bring presents to good kids and I haven't been very good. We both know that. Although what you might not know, is I have seven of your precious elves hostage. You'll bring me an iPhone 4S along with a helicopter and dinosaur that can shoot lasers out of his eyes. Now unless you want your elves to be sent back in even smaller pieces, you'll heed to my demands.

P.S. They're are indeed elves, not dwarves.

Regular Show

No really, it's called Regular Show! It's a creative cartoon featuring a blue jay and raccoon named Mordecai and Rigby respectively. The show's plot revolves around Mordecai and Rigby working for a short-tempered gumball-machine named Benson. The things that make me love this show are the creative plots and interesting characters. Every show starts off with a seemingly normal story, but as the show goes on, more odd things happen. But at the end of the day, everything goes back to normal while Mordecai and Rigby get multiple threats of getting fired. The show also sneaks in many adult-oriented jokes that fly right over the kid's heads which is awesome to bring in a large array of viewers.

The Worst Pain Ever...

The most pain I've ever been in has probably been when I broke both of my arms. I was only 4 but I still remember the excruciating pain I felt. It all started one morning before school. My older brother Westin and I had both watched Tarzan the night before so we had a pretty good idea of how to swing from trees. While waiting for our mom to get ready for school(you know how mundane it can be waiting for a woman to get primed for the outside world,) Westin decided to vault off our mom's car while holding onto a branch and descending to safety. Not about to be one-uped, I did the exact same thing. Off course, being so little, I misjudged the trajectory when I leapt off of the car. Missing the branch, I hit the ground hard. A burning sensation went through my head and I wailed. Conveniently, we didn't go school nor daycare that day so my mom brought me to the emergency room and we got these awesome red casts on both my arms.