Party Rock Anthem

Monday, May 7, 2012

If I Was The Teacher...

If I was the teacher, my students would have a blast! We would eat candy every day provided the kids brought it.(I'm generous, but I'm also no philanthropist) There would be no homework ever and I would let the children aimlessly wander around the halls. I would let the kids have their phones out while we watched movies everyday. But before I got fired, I would have my class pull the biggest prank ever! Not sure what it would be yet but I assure you it would be hilarious.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Less Debt, More Money!

The only way that less could possibly be more would be debt. Less debt equals more money. That means you're going to be better off with whatever life throws at you. More debt means less money available to buy necessities.

Monday, April 23, 2012

My Parents?

I bet my bottom dollar that my dad was a rebel. I could almost imagine him to be almost exactly like my brother Westin. Not the brightest bulb in the box, but also not the dimmest. Probably a rebel without a cause, he could have been a crazy dude who would always be partying around town. My mom would be the complete opposite. She was brought up in a household ran by a no-nonsense female dictator. She was a fair athlete, with only her speed going for her. She watched TV for an hour a day and was always in bed by nine o' clock.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

My Dream Room

If I could have my own dream room, it would be a cut above the rest. There would be a seventy-four inch TV mounted on the wall complete with some DirectTV and Netflix. Also I would have a water bed with variable temperatures. Next I would have a one-way window across the wall. Next I would have three of my favorite cardboard cutouts: John Wayne, Chuck Norris, and Lady Gaga. The walls would a nice relaxing dark blue.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Mega Millions Anonymous

A fascinating event is the Mega Millions Jackpot. Three teachers from Maryland won, but opted to stay unknown. This is pretty smart of them, since they won't be attacked with interviews. Of course you still have to wonder what they're going to do with it.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Dear Principal Ashmore,

You just have to let us go see this movie! Virtually 3/4 of the high school has read the book so it would be somewhat beneficial to go see the movie. It's not everyday someone actually reads the book before the movie. I personally wouldn't find it a problem if you couldn't find the funds to supply everyone with a movie ticket, but if you could just find it in your heart to let us go would be just enough.

Monday, March 5, 2012

Write about a time when you had regrets.

Reading - 10
Visual- 10
Short Answers- 2
Essay- 3
Revising and Editing- 9
Overall Test Score - Commended Performance