Ambrosial

Turkey, stuffing, and pumpkin pie, oh my! Thanksgiving is right around the corner meaning we're going to be eating good and writing blogs about it. Its a given that I'm thankful for family members(rarely), the whichever food I'm eating at the moment, and the invention of chocolate milk. Runner ups in the thankfulness challenge could be electricity, computers, THE INTERNET, my ultra-soft bed, my truck, the Thanksgiving break, and the moon for reasons not listed.

Wanna buy so-*cough* *cough* some cigs man?...

You could have pictures on the back of every box, an all out ad campaign against it, or even pass a bill to make it illegal, There will always be people who will use cigarettes. When those people get cigarettes, they can suppress almost anything. Even at the back of their mind they might be telling themselves to stop, but its an addiction. People know cigarettes are bad, they just don't know how bad. Don't smoke, or Smokey the bear will hunt you down and bite you right in the jugular.

Mcdonalds not having a healthy meal? Ridiculous!

   To be honest, Mcdonalds has never had a healthy meal. But I won't lie to you, those Happy-Meal toys are pretty tantalizing. If Mcdonalds is being forced to not have toys in their Happy-Meals until they up the nutritional value, this could actually be a turning point. Mcdonalds is spread all around the world. If they could make one Mcdonalds change for the better, than maybe they all could. If they could have a healthy meal with a toy that's also affordable, than it could spike a worldwide change in lifestyle. The promise of a toy is enough to make a kid stomach their lunch. But if they have to work at eating their meal, at least it should be healthy.

My Favorite Dinner

To be honest, my favorite meal would be a little of everything I've ever loved. A slice of pepperoni pizza with zing, some buttery mashed potatoes, a bowl of juicy shrimp and some amazing Alfredo-sauce covered noodles. Add a tall glass of extra-ordinary chocolate milk, some ambrosial Five-layer-delight for dessert, and I have myself the perfect meal! Now some people might complain that it's "gross" or "You don't eat those things together," or "Dude that's going to wreck your bowels!" But nevertheless, I will eat it.