Two things.

One thing I picked up from yesterdays presentation is to never drive 70 MpH while turning on a two lane road. Also, you shouldn't drive too fast  on thin English roads with inconvenient fences right up against the road.

Celebrities

I think celebrities are just misunderstood. Always being under the microscope of the paparazzi is probably incredibly stressful. Even if they get a little wild sometimes, can you really blame them? No one can possibly say they've never broken the law. Lindsey just wanted to have some fun but got caught because she was a celebrity. If she had not gotten caught, she would still be in movies, and the world would keep spinning.

Halloween

My favorite Halloween memory is from my elementary days just hitting up the nice neighborhoods with a trash bag and filling it to the brim with the technique of "costume changing." If you wear a mask, no one can tell who you are. bringing 2 costumes will reel in the candy.

A good ghost story is of the old Rolla school house. Legend says that back when they had school there, the children would get let out play. When the teacher wanted them to return, she rang a bell. One day, a bad dust storm came in. The children got lost in the dust storm and never returned. When none of the children were found, they put their graves next to the school house. They say if you go out there late at night, you can still hear the teacher with her bell, calling out to the children whose lives have long been lost.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror.

Why did the headless horseman get a job? He wanted to get ahead in life.

What did Dracula say to the majority of Halloween jokes? "These suck more than I do."

My Legacy

I could be remembered for anything. Steve jobs did nothing but make a fancy MP3 player with an easy to use interface. Later in the iPod touch's lifetime, it became apparent he was holding back the progression of the iOS devices by purposely leaving out key features to make a profit in the coming years off of minor upgrades.

But ranting aside, if I could be remembered for something it would be the perfecting the Tesla coil design and creating a converter that could possibly become a source of energy. A lightning bolt could power America for half a year. So using that combined with research of battery technology, someone could, in theory, solve many of the worlds problems in one fell swoop. That someone will be hopefully be me unless they actually do start researching this topic within the next couple of years.

The grossest thing I ever ate...

The most distasteful thing I ever had was made by my very own mother. My mom made some vomitous meatloaf, the most insipid of all the loaves. I could't understand how my brothers and parents were shoveling down the tasteless slop. Eventually, using my wits and ingenious nature, I was able to eat as little as possible while still finding a way to make it to the trash can to get rid of my "scraps"