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Monday, March 28, 2011

Superpowers Away!

If I had two awesome superpowers it would be transportation powers and shooting lasers out of my eyes. With those powers I could save the world or rob some Swiss bank. Nevertheless, having superpowers would be convenient in everyday life. I could also get free vacations through the use of my superpowers and my stealth instinct.

Monday, March 21, 2011

If Children Ruled the World...

Adults are really just teenagers with power so for the sake of an interesting blog, we'll go with elementary students. Those children would rule the world in extremely unreasonable ways. They would start wars for ridiculous things such as "He took my toy!" at a meeting of political leaders. Plus, children don't want to sort through paperwork important to the current condition of the country.

Monday, March 7, 2011

My awesome room!

When you first walk into my small room, the first thing you notice is the Brobdingnagian bed that is slightly too big for the room. The next thing you notice is my mind-blowing, life-size cardboard cutout of John Wayne. Opposite to that, you can see my archaic dresser with my blaring alarm clock on top of that. To the left of that, a disheveled table holds all of my junk that I don't feel like dealing with. That is my room in a nutshell.