Squatalla, the Perfect Country

My perfect utopia would be situated near the United States on a secluded island. Near there, we could still partake in trade, while still staying away from the temptations ever prevalent in the U.S. The population would consist of good natured smart people throughout the world. A secret society would be made specifically to find said people. People would be required to not make stupid comments, but instead, make constructive or snarky yet funny comments if you need to say anything at all. The country would be run by a committee of people aged twenty to thirty years old. That way, we could keep things fresh without the clouded judgement of the elderly.