The grossest thing I ever ate...

The most distasteful thing I ever had was made by my very own mother. My mom made some vomitous meatloaf, the most insipid of all the loaves. I could't understand how my brothers and parents were shoveling down the tasteless slop. Eventually, using my wits and ingenious nature, I was able to eat as little as possible while still finding a way to make it to the trash can to get rid of my "scraps"