My favorite Halloween memory is from my elementary days just hitting up the nice neighborhoods with a trash bag and filling it to the brim with the technique of "costume changing." If you wear a mask, no one can tell who you are. bringing 2 costumes will reel in the candy.
A good ghost story is of the old Rolla school house. Legend says that back when they had school there, the children would get let out play. When the teacher wanted them to return, she rang a bell. One day, a bad dust storm came in. The children got lost in the dust storm and never returned. When none of the children were found, they put their graves next to the school house. They say if you go out there late at night, you can still hear the teacher with her bell, calling out to the children whose lives have long been lost.
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror.
Why did the headless horseman get a job? He wanted to get ahead in life.
What did Dracula say to the majority of Halloween jokes? "These suck more than I do."
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