Stop, Hero Time!

On a day pretty much like any other day, Walker Bartlett was ordering quesadillas from Taco Bell. While I knew he was hungry, I didn't know he was THAT hungry. Turns out he was thrown in jail for public indecency. How anyone could do that is still a mystery to me. Later on, he calls me with his one call to tell me he was framed.

Not waiting for the details, I quickly reached for my ridiculous hero get-up. Little did Walker know(I'm not talking in third person by the way), I was a super hero! They call me "The Hammer." I have the power to control time. Breaking Walker out was easy, pause, pants, play. All the security guards were falling over themselves.

Now Walker had told me the gruesome facts of the crime which are too terrible for this blog. But I knew exactly who it was. It was my arch nemesis, Gui-hoo-alsocontrols-tyme! His super powers were similar to mine, but he used his powers for evil. I hunted him down until I arrived at the scene of the crime. My nemesis and I exchanged spirited 50's comic banter, and then fought to the death matrix style. Of course I won. Easily. Then the mayor gave me a giant key to the city, Walker's name was cleared, and I swept a cliche blonde girl off her feet.