Dear Santa,

Now that I am of age to take this whole ordeal seriously, we can talk on equal terms. Santa, I know how your operations are going. I set up several battalions around the perimeter of your northern base. And don't even try to escape with your "magic sled" as we also have cannons stationed outside your base. Now for the demands... I'm going to need some toed shoes. Not to mention some gift cards so I can buy more things and you don't even have to give a thought. Last thing would be a 1080p definition LCD TV. You better heed my demands or Mrs. Claus and the elves are gonna be sent back in candy-bags! I'm sorry it had to come to this but you have eluded me for too long. No longer will I be discriminated for being on the Naughty List. Thanks in advance for working with us.

Sincerely, Walker Williams

P.S. Don't try to pull anything next year, I've got a list of my own, and checking it twice!