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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

A hero has to be courageous, cunning, and extremely clever. Now a leader is a different story. They need a strong voice, wisdom, and most importantly, good looks.

A hero in MY life would have to, without a doubt, be Sarah Palin. Although she's not the most likable person on Earth, at least she's trying to save the animals in Alaska. Plus thanks to her publicity from the whole vice-presidency thing, no one likes her, so I would assume she couldn't even leave her house without having something thrown at her.

Now a good leader in my life is a different story. A grade-A leader in my books is Spanky from the Little Rascals. Even though he had a million and one problems, he was still able to get his stuff together and lead those kids to win the big race and get enough money to rebuild their clubhouse.

Robin is a famous hero. Cleaning the Bat-cave and fixing all of Batman's gadgets are way more important than beating up bad guys. Way to go Robin, you wiped the floor with that mop!


Justin Bieber is a very successful leader. The majority of the teenage girls on the planet will do anything for him, probably before he even knows he wants it.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Fear

My tangible fear? Moldy bread. You never know when someone might give you a sandwich with bread that has been sitting out just a bit too long. Another would be carnival rides. Not as stable amusement park rides so its hard to ride those with the fear that at some point, the whole cart might fly off.

My intangible fear would be that I'm claustrophobic. I hate the feeling of being all crunched together and not getting to stretch my legs out. While not as prevalent, I also have anatidaephobia...

Friday, April 8, 2011

1. What does the Q in Q-tip stand for? - The "Q" in Q-tip stands for quality.

2. What is your first and middle name? What do they mean? Do you know the reason your parents c
hose that name? - My first name is Walker, a name given to me by my older brother, Westin, who was obsessed with Walker Texas Ranger. My middle name Riley partly came from my mother's maiden name, Riffe, and the rest doesn't really have a reason.

3. Just like the Q-Tip, think of three items that have a strange name. Why do you think they are strange for this particular item? - 


Hamburger - Obviously not made of ham but other assorted meats.


Bologna - Possibly named for the unique but utterly disgusting flavor. Why it is pronounced the way it is shall always be an enigma. Probably why it's called mystery meat.


Bobby pins - Why are the called bobby pins when they're just small hair clips? Why even Bobby? It's a man's name that shouldn't be used for a product used mostly by women.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Superpowers Away!

If I had two awesome superpowers it would be transportation powers and shooting lasers out of my eyes. With those powers I could save the world or rob some Swiss bank. Nevertheless, having superpowers would be convenient in everyday life. I could also get free vacations through the use of my superpowers and my stealth instinct.

Monday, March 21, 2011

If Children Ruled the World...

Adults are really just teenagers with power so for the sake of an interesting blog, we'll go with elementary students. Those children would rule the world in extremely unreasonable ways. They would start wars for ridiculous things such as "He took my toy!" at a meeting of political leaders. Plus, children don't want to sort through paperwork important to the current condition of the country.

Monday, March 7, 2011

My awesome room!

When you first walk into my small room, the first thing you notice is the Brobdingnagian bed that is slightly too big for the room. The next thing you notice is my mind-blowing, life-size cardboard cutout of John Wayne. Opposite to that, you can see my archaic dresser with my blaring alarm clock on top of that. To the left of that, a disheveled table holds all of my junk that I don't feel like dealing with. That is my room in a nutshell.