1. What does the Q in Q-tip stand for? - The "Q" in Q-tip stands for quality.

2. What is your first and middle name? What do they mean? Do you know the reason your parents chose that name? - My first name is Walker, a name given to me by my older brother, Westin, who was obsessed with Walker Texas Ranger. My middle name Riley partly came from my mother's maiden name, Riffe, and the rest doesn't really have a reason.

3. Just like the Q-Tip, think of three items that have a strange name. Why do you think they are strange for this particular item? - 

Hamburger - Obviously not made of ham but other assorted meats.


Bologna - Possibly named for the unique but utterly disgusting flavor. Why it is pronounced the way it is shall always be an enigma. Probably why it's called mystery meat.


Bobby pins - Why are the called bobby pins when they're just small hair clips? Why even Bobby? It's a man's name that shouldn't be used for a product used mostly by women.

Superpowers Away!

If I had two awesome superpowers it would be transportation powers and shooting lasers out of my eyes. With those powers I could save the world or rob some Swiss bank. Nevertheless, having superpowers would be convenient in everyday life. I could also get free vacations through the use of my superpowers and my stealth instinct.

If Children Ruled the World...

Adults are really just teenagers with power so for the sake of an interesting blog, we'll go with elementary students. Those children would rule the world in extremely unreasonable ways. They would start wars for ridiculous things such as "He took my toy!" at a meeting of political leaders. Plus, children don't want to sort through paperwork important to the current condition of the country.

My awesome room!

When you first walk into my small room, the first thing you notice is the Brobdingnagian bed that is slightly too big for the room. The next thing you notice is my mind-blowing, life-size cardboard cutout of John Wayne. Opposite to that, you can see my archaic dresser with my blaring alarm clock on top of that. To the left of that, a disheveled table holds all of my junk that I don't feel like dealing with. That is my room in a nutshell.

Narrow-winged Damselfly

If I could pick one insect to be that was actually an insect and not an arachnid, it would be the Narrow-winged Damselfly. The Damselfly is a Dragonfly that has amazing sight. It can fly in and snatch up its prey in midair. Its shape also resembles a helicopter.

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Billy Mays

If I could tell Billy Mays ONE thing before he died it would be to stop yelling so much. Truthfully it probably wouldn't have mattered much but still. I know the loud-mouthed ads reeled in the customers, but it was still somewhat annoying. It was a terrible loss that we lost him though, RIP Billy Mays.